"I stayed in a really old hotel last……" — Steven Wright

More Hospitality Quotes

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• At one of the annual conventions of the American Society for Aesthetics much confusion arose when the Society for Anesthetics… — Rudolf Arnheim
• I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create… — Joseph Barbera
• If beef is your idea of 'real food for real people,' you'd better live real close to a real good… — Neal Barnard
• This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. — Charles Baudelaire
• I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than… — Robert Benchley
• We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take… — Robert Benchley
• Good leaders make people feel that they're at the very heart of things, not at the periphery. — Warren G. Bennis
• I would rather be kept alive in the efficient if cold altruism of a large hospital than expire in a… — Aneurin Bevan
• Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings
• If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd… — Ben Affleck
• Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until… — Erma Bombeck
• How many desolate creatures on the earth have learnt the simple dues of fellowship and social comfort, in a hospital. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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