Hotel Quotes

646 quotes by 554 authors

At one of the annual conventions of the American Society for Aesthetics much confusion arose when the Society for Anesthetics met at the same time… — Rudolf Arnheim
I have been known to buy e-versions of my books because I was in a hotel room and I needed one right away to look… — Margaret Atwood
I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But I could not walk into… — Josephine Baker
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. — Dave Barry
I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door.… — Drew Barrymore
We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a… — Robert Benchley
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings
When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best game. And these… — Larry Bird
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto… — Lewis Black
I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in all… — Mary J. Blige
If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call. — Ben Affleck
Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The… — Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for… — Elayne Boosler
When I'm doing a book tour in the States, I'll wake up in the room sometimes in an anonymous chain hotel, and I don't know… — Anthony Bourdain
Actors are steeped in a world of agents and where the next job is coming from and what are their expenses and what is the… — Danny Boyle
All of the people who are using their BlackBerries or their iPhones, Facebook, all of the people who are sitting in cafes and hotels rooms… — Tony Abbott
Blakes Hotel in South Kensington was a particular favourite of mine during what I affectionately think of as my Restless Years. — Julie Burchill
Book tours are really kind of fun. You get to stay in nice hotels, you are driven everywhere in big silver cars, you are treated… — Bill Bryson
To me, the greatest invention of my lifetime is the laptop computer and the fact that I can be working on a book and be… — Bill Bryson
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. — Muhammad Ali

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