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Last Night Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Meanwhile last night on facebook another girl got engaged, must unfriend her now.
- In case you're wondering, last night I had a dream that my penis got chronically depressed and decided to commit suicide.
- My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from…
- Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find it's still just…
- Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole, I don't wanna…
- Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch.
- Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense of humor!
- I spent a couple of hours defrosting the freezer last night or, as my wife likes to call it, foreplay!
- I dreamt about you last night and I fell out of bed twice.
More Last Night Quotes
- No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'. — Max Beerbohm
- But, as we've seen over the last several months, the people in this country are very dissatisfied with the direction that this… — Eric Cantor
- I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in… — Tucker Carlson
- I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the… — Muhammad Ali
- The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost. — Bennett Cerf
- My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker. — Woody Allen
- I heard Professor Cannon lecture last night, going partly on your account. His subject was a physiological substitute for war-which is international… — Unknown Author
- I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke. — Joan Rivers
- I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night — Benjamin Franklin
- Last night, there came a frost, which has done great damage to my garden.... It is sad that Nature will play such… — Nathaniel Hawthorne
- And I met your baby moms last night. We took a picture together, I hope she frames it. And I was drinking… — Drake
- You've got to continue to grow, or you're just like last night's cornbread - stale and dry. — Loretta Lynn