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Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen! — James Thurber
It's nice to know you have support. Last night I got a marriage proposal. I just laughed. — Carrie Underwood
I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it. — Virginia Woolf
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. — Steven Wright
With the DVR, I was mostly writing about it as a good thing in giving us the choice of when and how to watch things.… — Douglas Rushkoff
When the voice of your friend or the page of your book sinks into democratic equality with the pattern of the wallpaper, the feel of… — C.S. Lewis
Failing is an event, not a person. Yesterday ended last night. — Zig Ziglar
A Christmas frost had come at midsummer; a white December storm had whirled over June; ice glazed the ripe apples, drifts crushed the blowing roses;… — Charlotte Bronte
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. — Daphne du Maurier
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it. — W.C. Fields
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I… — Steven Wright
Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean… — Bill Watterson
Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane? — Terry Pratchett
Hip," I murmur, remembering last night, how I lost it completely in a stall at Nell's---my mouth foaming, all I could think about were insects,… — Bret Easton Ellis
Last night I encountered a dream cat with a very long neck and a body like a human fetus, gray and transluscent. I don't know… — William S. Burroughs
Without you the instruments would die. One sits close beside you. Another takes a long kiss. The tambourine begs, Touch my skin so I can… — Rumi
I think I hoped for something more. Maybe I even hoped that I could find in Richard what I had with Ben. But it is… — Emily Giffin
Your countenance perfectly informs me that you were in company last night with the person, whom you think the most agreeable in the world, the… — Jane Austen
I went to bed last night utterly dejected; I thought I was never going to amount to anything, and that you had thrown away your… — Jean Webster
Yes, I answered you last night; No, this morning, sir, I say: Colors seen by candle-light Will not look the same by day. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
I just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you.” That’s what Chaz had whispered in… — Meg Cabot
Late last night and the night before, tommyknockers, tommyknockers knocking on my door. I wanna go out, don't know if I can 'cuz I'm so… — Stephen King
Now I know I am an intellectual. I saw Malcolm Muggeridge on the television last night, and I understood nearly every word. It all adds… — Sue Townsend
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time. — Steven Wright

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