"My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was……" — Jo Brand
"My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma."
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- A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. — Erma Bombeck
- Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend. — Christina Aguilera
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- My father was my teacher. But most importantly he was a great dad. — Beau Bridges
- Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. — Emily Bronte
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