Exes Quotes
303 quotes by 276 authors
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Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child.
— Valerie Bertinelli
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And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.
— Fiona Apple
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But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.
— Christopher Paul Curtis
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While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It sounded like 'All…
— Jim Beaver
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My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
— Jo Brand
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You can successfully take a jab at your ex without having everyone criticize you for it.
— Selena Gomez
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I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the Royal Albert Hall.…
— Bruce Forsyth
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I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm hands upon me…
— Jenny Jay
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Since religion intrinsically rejects empirical methods, there should never be any attempt to reconcile scientific theories with religion. [An infinitely old universe, always evolving may…
— Hannes Alfven
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It was the sort of moment that a smoker would fill in with a cigarette and an ex-smoker filled in with the memory of a…
— Peter Corris
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A Creator must exist. The Big Bang ripples and subsequent scientific findings are clearly pointing to an ex nihilo creation consistent with the first few…
— Henry F. Schaefer, III
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There is no ground for supposing that matter and energy existed before [the Big Bang] and were suddenly galvanized into action. For what could distinguish…
— E. T. Whittaker
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Evolution is promoted by its practitioners as more than mere science. Evolution is promulgated as an ideology, a secular religion - a full-fledged alternative to…
— Michael Ruse
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And so, like Moses (cf Ex 3, 5), in spirit we remove the shoes from our feet, on the threshold of the inner sanctuary that…
— Pope John Paul II
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Ex-Professor Moriarty of mathematical celebrity... is the Napoleon of crime, Watson.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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Bills of attainder, ex-post facto laws and laws impairing the obligation of contracts are contrary to the first principles of the social compact, and to…
— James Madison
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
— Mitch Hedberg
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It was my 16th birthday-my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just…
— Stevie Nicks
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An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
— Helen Rowland
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I have been in relationships where a man has disrespected me, and I don't need to be friends with that man anymore. I don't want…
— Zoe Saldana
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