Exes Quotes

303 quotes by 276 authors

Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli
And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me. — Fiona Apple
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. — Christopher Paul Curtis
While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It sounded like 'All… — Jim Beaver
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand
You can successfully take a jab at your ex without having everyone criticize you for it. — Selena Gomez
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the Royal Albert Hall.… — Bruce Forsyth
I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm hands upon me… — Jenny Jay
Since religion intrinsically rejects empirical methods, there should never be any attempt to reconcile scientific theories with religion. [An infinitely old universe, always evolving may… — Hannes Alfven
It was the sort of moment that a smoker would fill in with a cigarette and an ex-smoker filled in with the memory of a… — Peter Corris
A Creator must exist. The Big Bang ripples and subsequent scientific findings are clearly pointing to an ex nihilo creation consistent with the first few… — Henry F. Schaefer, III
There is no ground for supposing that matter and energy existed before [the Big Bang] and were suddenly galvanized into action. For what could distinguish… — E. T. Whittaker
Evolution is promoted by its practitioners as more than mere science. Evolution is promulgated as an ideology, a secular religion - a full-fledged alternative to… — Michael Ruse
And so, like Moses (cf Ex 3, 5), in spirit we remove the shoes from our feet, on the threshold of the inner sanctuary that… — Pope John Paul II
Ex-Professor Moriarty of mathematical celebrity... is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. — Arthur Conan Doyle
Bills of attainder, ex-post facto laws and laws impairing the obligation of contracts are contrary to the first principles of the social compact, and to… — James Madison
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time. — Mitch Hedberg
It was my 16th birthday-my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just… — Stevie Nicks
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. — Helen Rowland
I have been in relationships where a man has disrespected me, and I don't need to be friends with that man anymore. I don't want… — Zoe Saldana

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