Exes Quotes

303 quotes by 265 authors

We all know why [the generals] are so critical of the defense secretary. They're being defensive because they weren't able to implement his brilliant plan… — Stephen Colbert
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing… — Kate Hudson
I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell… — James Blunt
When one is undoneâ€”sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of oneâ€™s own vomit, or shivering in the back of… — Aisha Tyler
If your ex is making things up about you, he's obviously miserable. It's just like, 'Wow, this person really cares to go out of their… — Brody Jenner
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?! — Kevin Hart
Your allegiance is with your spouse; you cannot break that by showing allegiance to your ex-spouse. — Connie Sellecca
Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes. — Timothy Hutton
My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony Hall,… — B B King
Being an ex-child star is not a given. — Danny Bonaduce
What can you do? More and more Americans are carrying a gun in the car. An ex-cop I know advises that if you have to… — Ron Paul
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having… — Ryan O'Neal
When your ex says â€˜Youâ€™ll never find anyone like meâ€™. Say â€˜thatâ€™s the pointâ€™. — Drake
I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I… — Gabriel Byrne
It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since I got into… — Chris Brown
Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. — Adrienne Bailon
The founder of every ex-gay ministry in America has proved to be an extraordinary failure. The two founders of Exodus International, [the world's largest 'ex-gay'… — Wayne Besen
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk… — Jane Wyman
I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it! — Selena
Spirituality does not lie in meditating on the body of an ex-master. Spirituality exists in mediating on your own inner body. — Amit Ray

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