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- My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
- I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.
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- Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli
- And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me. — Fiona Apple
- But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. — Christopher Paul Curtis
- While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It… — Jim Beaver
- My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand
- You can successfully take a jab at your ex without having everyone criticize you for it. — Selena Gomez
- I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the… — Bruce Forsyth
- I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm… — Jenny Jay
- Since religion intrinsically rejects empirical methods, there should never be any attempt to reconcile scientific theories with religion. [An infinitely old universe,… — Hannes Alfven
- It was the sort of moment that a smoker would fill in with a cigarette and an ex-smoker filled in with the… — Unknown Author
- A Creator must exist. The Big Bang ripples and subsequent scientific findings are clearly pointing to an ex nihilo creation consistent with… — Henry F. Schaefer, III
- There is no ground for supposing that matter and energy existed before [the Big Bang] and were suddenly galvanized into action. For… — Unknown Author