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You Know Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
- This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list,…
- You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
- I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves.
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