"The world is full of horrible things..." — Anthony Jeselnik
"The world is full of horrible things..."
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Anthony Jeselnik
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30 Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
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I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if…
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This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it.…
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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
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Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
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Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work.…
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God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.
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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to…
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Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of…
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You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all…
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Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every…
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Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all,…
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You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't…
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Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if…
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Bad men are full of repentance.
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If I look at my old lyrics, they seem to be full of rage, but empty. There was an emptiness…
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Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
— Matthew Arnold
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I keep sailing on in this middle passage. I am sailing into the wind and the dark. But I am…
— Arthur Ashe
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Oh, the most important thing about myself is that my life has been full of changes. Therefore, when I observe…
— Chinua Achebe
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I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild…
— Margaret Atwood
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When I am in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Thou must be emptied of that wherewith thou art full, that thou mayest be filled with that whereof thou art…
— Saint Augustine
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Man learns through experience, and the spiritual path is full of different kinds of experiences. He will encounter many difficulties…
— Sai Baba
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Do not be misled by what you see around you, or be influenced by what you see. You live in…
— Sai Baba
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I am inclined to attach some importance to the new system of manufacturing; and venture to throw it out with…
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