"God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny." — Anthony Jeselnik
"God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny."
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30 Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik has 30 quotes on this site.
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I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if…
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This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it.…
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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
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Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
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Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work.…
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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to…
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Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of…
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You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all…
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Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every…
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Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all,…
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The world is full of horrible things...
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You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't…
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Ask Anthony Hopkins how he makes his characters come to life and he just shrugs. I don't know. If I…
— Larry Eisenberg
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All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheese making class a few weeks ago, and I told…
— Jesse McCartney
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One of the West's singular migrations--from the Azores to California's Great Central Valley--is given faces and voices in Anthony Barcellos's…
— Gerald Haslam
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Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He…
— Janeane Garofalo
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The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are…
— Stephen Colbert
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Anthony Hopkins says you just keep acting. Do it all the time and eventually it will happen. He got his…
— Richard E. Grant
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Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new…
— Jay Leno
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I'd take out a joint and light it. First, just faking it. Then I started lighting live joints, passing them…
— Barbra Streisand
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I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me.…
— Gene Wilder
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A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.
— William H. Macy
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Mads Mikkelsen’s acting is very subtle, precise, nuanced, so he brings something completely different to the character. If you compare…
— Caroline Dhavernas
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An anecdote is related of Sir Anthony Ashley Cooper (1621-1683), who, in speaking of religion, said, "People differ in their…
— Gilbert Burnet
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