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Just Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
- I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's how…
- I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.
- I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.
- In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to say it. It…
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