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One Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
- My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.
- You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
- Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ.
- I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.
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