Exes Quotes

303 Exes quotes by 265 unique authors

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count. — Jasper Fforde
This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a… — Graham Chapman
I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings towrd your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Cities at night, I feel, contain men who cry in their sleep and then say Nothing. It's nothing. Just sad dreams. Or something like that...Swing… — Martin Amis
I believe the poor fierce-eyed child had figured out that with a mere fifty dollars in her purse she might somehow reach Broadway or Hollywood… — Vladimir Nabokov
Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition... — Alan Moore
my mind is a big hunk of irrevocable nothing which touch and taste and smell and hearing and sight keep hitting and chipping with sharp… — E E Cummings
What would they do to me," he asked in confidential tones, "if I refused to fly them?" We'd probably shoot you," ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen replied. We?"… — Joseph Heller
Perhaps we are on an insula ex machina, an artificial place not in the real world at all -- a backdrop for the stories we… — Kate Atkinson
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. — Charlaine Harris
The difference between a non-suicide and an ex-suicide leaving the house for work, at eight o'clock on an ordinary morning: The non-suicide is a little… — Walker Percy
Cool is spent. Cool is empty. Cool is ex post facto. When advertisers and pundits hoard a word, you know it's time to retire from… — Rick Moody
The word "education" comes from the root e from ex, out, and duco, I lead. It means a leading out. To me education is a… — Muriel Spark
First you have nothing, and then, astonishingly, after ripping out your brain and your heart and betraying your friends and ex-lovers and dreaming like a… — T.C. Boyle
Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now. — Rob Thurman
Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior. — James Patterson
He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and… — John Green
I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library. Hello, my life, I said. We had once… — Grace Paley
We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I found barely edible… — Lisa Lutz
this is why we call people exes, I guess - because the paths that cross in the middle end up separating at the end. it's… — David Levithan
Where do you come from?"...This is the number one most-asked question in all of South Carolina. We want to know if you are one of… — Sue Monk Kidd
She loved Bram in a clear-eyed way she’d never loved her ex-husband, no rose-colored glasses or mindless giddiness, no Cinderella fantasies or false certainty that… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
It had come about exactly in the way things happened in books. — Agatha Christie
me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the… — David Levithan
Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why… — Richard Ford

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