Exes Quotes

303 Exes quotes by 265 unique authors

But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your… — Rachel Vincent
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick. — Kim Harrison
We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good… — Kiersten White
Dash is for sure straight!" Boomer announced. "He has a super-pretty ex-girlfriend named Sofia, who I think he still has a thing for, and also,… — David Levithan
Alec looked down at the shattered pieces in disbelief. “You BROKE my PHONE.” Jace shrugged. “Guys don’t let other guys keep calling other guys. Okay,… — Cassandra Clare
The enemy is not individuals, churches, 'ex-gay' organisations or political parties; the enemy is ignorance. Change is created by focusing our energies on overcoming the… — Anthony Venn-Brown
Wow. Clearly, I need to find myself an ex-con. Since prison is probably the only place in this city I haven’t looked for Mr. Right… — Julie James
Don't look now, but that's my ex over there." Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time… — Gena Showalter
I know you lost your partner in crime, but...I want YOU to be MINE. Maybe WE should travel the world together, Camryn...I know I can't… — J.A. Redmerski
Ex hoc momento pendet aeternites. (Eternity hangs from this moment.) — Kerstin Gier
It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. — Taylor Swift
You keep waiting for the heaviness to leave you. You keep waiting for the moment you never think about the ex again. It doesn't come. — Junot Diaz
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you… — Laini Taylor
Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead? — Richelle Mead
So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have a thing for brunettes and always avoid blondes."… — Gena Showalter
Quid est ergo tempus? Si nemo ex me quaerat, scio; si quaerenti explicare velim, nescio. What, then, is time? I know well enough what it… — Saint Augustine
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. — Unknown Author
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear. — Heather McDonald
Peace is not just a colored ribbon. It's more than a wristband or a t-shirt. It's not just a donation or a 5 K race.… — George Clooney
Callin my ex-girl or e-mailin my mama, you're the only one that's causin me this drama. — Drake
My ex send late night text cause she don't know to let go — Drake
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. — Woody Allen
Yes, exes can be good friends, but after a certain time. Though no break-up is a good break-up, time heals everything, including broken friendships. It… — Bipasha Basu
I am not one of those people who string their exes along. Instead, I run and hide: under the covers, behind my computer screen, on… — Jami Attenberg

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