Exes Quotes

303 Exes quotes by 265 unique authors

Ex hoc momento pendet aeternites. (Eternity hangs from this moment.) — Kerstin Gier
It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. — Taylor Swift
You keep waiting for the heaviness to leave you. You keep waiting for the moment you never think about the ex again. It doesn't come. — Junot Diaz
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you… — Laini Taylor
Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead? — Richelle Mead
So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have a thing for brunettes and always avoid blondes."… — Gena Showalter
Quid est ergo tempus? Si nemo ex me quaerat, scio; si quaerenti explicare velim, nescio. What, then, is time? I know well enough what it… — Saint Augustine
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. — Unknown Author
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear. — Heather McDonald
Peace is not just a colored ribbon. It's more than a wristband or a t-shirt. It's not just a donation or a 5 K race.… — George Clooney
Callin my ex-girl or e-mailin my mama, you're the only one that's causin me this drama. — Drake
My ex send late night text cause she don't know to let go — Drake
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. — Woody Allen
Yes, exes can be good friends, but after a certain time. Though no break-up is a good break-up, time heals everything, including broken friendships. It… — Bipasha Basu
I am not one of those people who string their exes along. Instead, I run and hide: under the covers, behind my computer screen, on… — Jami Attenberg
Some exes dont get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture — Superman
Seeing all these statuses talking about how much they hate their exes, look I know it hurts right now, but people do make mistakes and… — Carniel Dunlop
I'm not saying my life is perfect, but if only all my exes could predict the future, none of them would want to leave me. — Thabang Tshabalala
Exes are like our old diaries-they know the whole truth and the unedited version of you. If you can still attain their respect after the… — Nontobeko Sibiya
We live in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, friends hit up your exes, and a lie is easier to tell than the… — Raghib Clitso

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