"I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five,……" — Jasper Fforde

"I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count."

— Jasper Fforde

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159 Quotes by Jasper Fforde

Jasper Fforde has 159 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.
Edward, Edward," he said with a patronising smile, "there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we…
[from the television show,"Evade the Question Time"]At the end of the first round, I will award three points to Mr.…
People don't change just because you know more about them.
Writing is not something you can do or you can't. It's not even something that 'other people do' or 'for…
Writing needs to be practiced; there is a limit to how much can be gleaned from a teacher or a…
Writing is a subtle art that is reached mostly by self-discovery and experimentation.
Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.
We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix.
I still feel threatened by academics, but my books have a lot of academic in-jokes and everybody assumes I went…
Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.

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I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said… — Orlando Bloom
I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me.… — Christina Aguilera
I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a… — Sandra Bullock
It's an unwritten rule - girl friends' boyfriends are off limits, even after they break up. — Kristin Cavallari
Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends. — Madonna Ciccone
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. — Christopher Paul Curtis
I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their… — David Gallagher
My son has two loving parents and an extended family, whether it's cousins or stepmothers or boyfriends. My son is… — Bridget Moynahan
It's difficult on my dating life, because anyone I get photographed with is automatically my boyfriend. So it just makes… — Emma Watson
I get so worried about girls with body image stuff And I feel like I have been able to have… — Mindy Kaling
I have been a goof my whole life. I wasn't really the popular girl in school and didn't have any… — Malin Akerman
If you're looking for inner peace from the outside world, you're not going to get that. The inner peace starts… — Mary J. Blige

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