Best Exes Qoutes

303 Exes quotes by 265 unique authors

The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied… — Tate Hallaway
I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!! — Bryan Lee O'Malley
My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up.… — Chelsea Handler
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what… — Nalini Singh
Most everybody had made at least one bad, drunken decision in their lives. Called an ex at two in the morning. Or perhaps has a… — Augusten Burroughs
They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter. — John Green
What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to… — Rachel Vincent
My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God made men so perfect because… — Gena Showalter
Some men get the world, some men get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona. You're in with the former, but my God I don't envy… — James Ellroy
It is so strange, to encounter an ex. It's as if you're in a foreign film, and what you're saying face-to-face has nothing to do… — Jodi Picoult
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher
Persons of genius are, ex vi termini, more individual than any other people - less capable, consequently, of fitting themselves, without hurtful compression, into any… — John Stuart Mill
The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats… — Josh Lanyon
Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas,… — Tim Gunn
Everything said, you couldn't hope for a nicer day to have a half dozen ex-soldiers with hunting bows relieve you of everything you owned. — Patrick Rothfuss
They expected to lose. And therefore, they lost. [..] People who start thinking deep dark thoughts in the middle of a war start expecting to… — Michael Scott
You’ve got food stuck in your teeth,” Vee told Marcie. “In the crack between your two front teeth. Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax … — Becca Fitzpatrick
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up. His voice was… — Derek Landy
Oh my God," Maddie whispered, horrified. "I rented him that boat. Does that make me a murderer?" Tara's heart clutched. "He's not dead yet." "Hurry,"… — Jill Shalvis
Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy
Why were we fighting if you had that kind of power?" In unison, every ex-Dark-Hunter and Nick said, "Just because you can doesn't mean you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your beautiful daughter might… — Jodi Picoult
Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband's voice speaking disdainfully… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Um, Dues ex machina anyone? — Rick Riordan
But all at once I realized that it was not my success God had used to enable me to help those in this prison, or… — Charles Colson

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