"Can we go back to using Facebook for……" — Bill Maher
"Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?"
More Exes Quotes
- Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting… — Valerie Bertinelli
- And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about… — Fiona Apple
- But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. — Christopher Paul Curtis
- While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first… — Jim Beaver
- My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand
- You can successfully take a jab at your ex without having everyone criticize you for it. — Selena Gomez
- I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest… — Bruce Forsyth
- I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you… — Jenny Jay
- Since religion intrinsically rejects empirical methods, there should never be any attempt to reconcile scientific theories with religion. [An infinitely… — Hannes Alfven
- It was the sort of moment that a smoker would fill in with a cigarette and an ex-smoker filled in… — Unknown Author
- A Creator must exist. The Big Bang ripples and subsequent scientific findings are clearly pointing to an ex nihilo creation… — Henry F. Schaefer, III
- There is no ground for supposing that matter and energy existed before [the Big Bang] and were suddenly galvanized into… — Unknown Author