"When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile……" — Aisha Tyler

When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom… - Aisha Tyler

"When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery—much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China."

— Aisha Tyler

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