Aisha Tyler Quotes

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• You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
• I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually…
• Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
• I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
• If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of…
• Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the…
• I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
• When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of…
• I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
• After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I…
• Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
• I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
• A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom - the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a…
• Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.
• Marriage isn't a carnival ride.
• You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm…
• Karaoke is the great equalizer.
• My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery…
• When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left…
• Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

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