"If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless……" — Aisha Tyler
"If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated."
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47 Quotes by Aisha Tyler
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You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the…
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real…
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or…
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I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on…
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that…
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I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by…
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom - the freedom to live a life free of fear…
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