Urine Quotes

61 quotes by 52 authors

We divorced ourselves from the materials of the earth, the rock, the wood, the iron ore; we looked to new materials which were cooked in… — Norman Mailer
The Physician, by the study and inspection of urine and ordure, approves himself in the science; and in like sort should our author accustom and… — Alexander Pope
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the… — William Shakespeare
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their… — Ruhollah Khomeini
The brain secretes thought as the stomach secretes gastric juice, the liver bile, and the kidneys urine. — Karl Vogt
Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his urine… — William Shakespeare
Reading student papers, blue books, etc., a form of torture ... a matter of rubbing an iron file over one's teeth, or holding urine in… — Newton Arvin
What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of… — Isak Dinesen
Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I… — William Shakespeare
Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. — William Shakespeare
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because itâ€™s sterile and I like the taste. — Rip Torn
When one is undoneâ€”sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of oneâ€™s own vomit, or shivering in the back of… — Aisha Tyler
You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts. I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee shirt unless it was dyed with the… — Kurt Cobain
Superficially, it might be said that the function of the kidneys is to make urine; but in a more considered view one can say that… — Homer Smith
They always call depression the blues, but I would have been happy to waken to a periwinkle outlook. Depression to me is urine yellow, washed… — Gillian Flynn
Fever jumped aside just in time to dodge the shower of urine, and stumbled into the path of a religious procession - celebrants in robes… — Philip Reeve
Dogs read the world through their noses and write their history in urine. — J. R. Ackerley
Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood. — David Berkowitz
Hello from the gutters of NYC, which is filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine,and blood. Hello from the sewers of NYC which swallow… — David Berkowitz
Where does rain come from? It comes from all the dirty water that evaporates from the earth, like urine and the water you throw out… — Ajahn Chah

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