Ex Girlfriend Quotes
204 quotes by 145 authors
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I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell…
— James Blunt
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of…
— Aisha Tyler
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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
— Kevin Hart
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It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since I got into…
— Chris Brown
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I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised…
— Michel Gondry
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When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend
— Jay Leno
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My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
— Anthony Jeselnik
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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
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I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from 'The Lion King'…
— Eddie Redmayne
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For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person. There's something that…
— Miles Teller
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Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.
— Miranda Lambert
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I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.
— Demian Bichir
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It's fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I've held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot of years, and…
— Jennifer Carpenter
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I don't think I believe in ghosts, per se. But, my nearest experience was when I went on a weekend away and was in a…
— Theo James
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I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
— Brittany Murphy
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
— Dane Cook
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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
— Alfred Lord Tennyson
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Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship.
— Amelia Earhart
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Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what…
— Nalini Singh
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What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to…
— Rachel Vincent
Who Wrote These Ex Girlfriend Quotes
145 authors contributed a total of 204 Ex Girlfriend Quotes, led by these top contributors: