Ex Girlfriend Quotes

204 quotes by 145 authors

I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell… — James Blunt
When one is undoneâ€”sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of oneâ€™s own vomit, or shivering in the back of… — Aisha Tyler
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?! — Kevin Hart
It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since I got into… — Chris Brown
I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised… — Michel Gondry
When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend — Jay Leno
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeetâ€¦oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriendâ€™s killerâ€¦ but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik
I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from 'The Lion King'… — Eddie Redmayne
For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person. There's something that… — Miles Teller
Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. — Miranda Lambert
I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia. — Demian Bichir
It's fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I've held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot of years, and… — Jennifer Carpenter
I don't think I believe in ghosts, per se. But, my nearest experience was when I went on a weekend away and was in a… — Theo James
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. — Alfred Lord Tennyson
Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship. — Amelia Earhart
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what… — Nalini Singh
What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to… — Rachel Vincent

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