Toddler Quotes
84 quotes by 81 authors
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Whenever a toddler sees a pile of blocks, he wants to tear it down.
— J. J. Abrams
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For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.
— Robert Breault
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In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.
— Robert Breault
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Education - lifelong education for everyone - from toddlers to workers well advanced in their careers - is indeed an excellent investment for individuals and…
— Ben Bernanke
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I hate mirrors; every time I look in one I see things that could be improved. If I could give my younger self any advice…
— Chris Colfer
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It was unbelievable seeing me as an action figure! In a few months, toddlers all around the country will be biting my head off!
— Emma Watson
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the…
— Aisha Tyler
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of…
— Aisha Tyler
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If you had been a public figure from the time you were a toddler, if you'd had to fight for a life that felt real…
— Jodie Foster
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Zeus Is Dead is full of laugh-out-loud moments, lashings of sly wit, moan-worthy puns, and a complex, fast-paced storyline. There aren't very many humorous fantasy…
— Jody Lynn Nye
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The toddler must say no in order to find out who she is. The adolescent says no to assert who she is not.
— Louise J. Kaplan
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The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers
— Geraldo Rivera
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Families survive the terrible twos because toddlers aren't strong enough to kill with their hands and aren't capable of using lethal weapons.
— Paul Bloom
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Just because you can thrill a toddler by chewing with your mouth open doesn’t mean you should.
— Michael Nesmith
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Our prevailing system of management has destroyed our people. People are born with intrinsic motivation, self-respect, dignity, curiosity to learn, joy in learning. The forces…
— W. Edwards Deming
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As far as I can see it, anyone who has a problem with what guys do over there is incapable of empathy. People want America…
— Chris Kyle
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Yes, it is hard out there. But hard is relative. I come from a middle-class family, my parents are academics. I was born after the…
— Shonda Rhimes
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Structure is something that calms our nature; we know this of toddlers.
— Krista Tippett
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No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United States did this in the Iraq war.
— Phyllis Schlafly
Who Wrote These Toddler Quotes
81 authors contributed a total of 84 Toddler Quotes, led by these top contributors: