Toddler Quotes

84 Toddler quotes by 79 unique authors

Wherever a story comes from, whether it is a familiar myth or a private memory, the retelling exemplifies the making of a connection from one… — Mary Catherine Bateson
Of course there are people who would like to eat breakfast without the screams of toddlers all around them, but those people should get over… — Jon Ronson
Such a strange thing, to hold a six-year-old's hand. Especially a six-year-old you've only just met. A toddler will grab hold of your finger, and… — David Levithan
Teenagers talk about the idea of having each other's 'full attention.' They grew up in a culture of distraction. They remember their parents were on… — Sherry Turkle
The basic idea that incentives can be used to motivate behavior is a powerful one. It works for employees, and it has a clear place… — Emily Oster
What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers. — Brian Hare
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I would… — Roseanne Barr
I grew up believing my sister was from the planet Neptune and had been sent down to Earth to kill me. I believed this because… — Zooey Deschanel
Children under five are the poorest age group in America, and one in four infants, toddlers and preschoolers are poor during the years of greatest… — Marian Wright Edelman
Computers tend to separate us from each other - Mum's on the laptop, Dad's on the iPad, teenagers are on Facebook, toddlers are on the… — Tom Hodgkinson
We continue to blame the poor for their own condition. They are lazy. We do not want to know that the poorest of the poor… — Madeleine M. Kunin
A lot of people say, 'Wow, you're a single father of twin boys, that's crazy!' Two toddlers can get hectic, but I wouldn't change it… — Ricky Martin
Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like,… — Joel Osteen
The stirrings of morality emerge early in childhood. Toddlers spontaneously offer toys and help to others and try to comfort people they see in distress. — Steven Pinker
America is a country that seems forever to be toddler or teenager, at those two stages of human development characterized by conflict between autonomy and… — Anna Quindlen
I never really did years of movie-after-movie-after-movie but when you've got three toddlers in the house you're performing all day long, anyway, with puppet shows… — Julia Roberts
No matter who you are, what you've accomplished, what your financial situation is - when you're dealing with a parent with Alzheimer's, you yourself feel… — Maria Shriver
The cell phone has become the adult's transitional object, replacing the toddler's teddy bear for comfort and a sense of belonging. — Margaret Heffernan
Sometimes I think children are the worst people alive. And even if they're not- even if some smiling toddler is as pure as Evian- it's… — Chuck Klosterman
Over the summer we chatted one night while Angie stripped a bed, changed wet sheets, comforted and repajamaed a toddler, and chased down a car… — Jen Lancaster
In my previous life I was a civil attorney. At one point I truly believed that was what I wanted to be- but that was… — Jodi Picoult
Did Lovelace's forces find you? Did Jabor break in?" He spoke slowly through clenched teeth. "I went to get a newspaper" This is getting better… — Jonathan Stroud
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese.… — George Carlin
if you were older you might agree with me. you might say that real love steals nothing. you might say that real love leaves a… — Gabrielle Zevin
What would it mean in practice to eliminate all the 'negative people' from one's life [as demanded by motivational speaker J.P. Maroney]? It might be… — Barbara Ehrenreich

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