"An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his……" — Helen Rowland
"An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country."
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Helen Rowland
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99 Quotes by Helen Rowland
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The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
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The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
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A fool and her money are soon courted.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
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It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to…
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There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives…
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one…
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Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
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It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
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To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he…
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are…
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Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
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