"Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray." — Helen Rowland
"Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray."
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Helen Rowland
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99 Quotes by Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland has 99 quotes on this site.
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The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
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The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
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A fool and her money are soon courted.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
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An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife…
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It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to…
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There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives…
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one…
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Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
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It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
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To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he…
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are…
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More Ashtray Quotes
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one of 27 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in…
— Robert Breault
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a…
— Raul Julia
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I think the more the listener can contribute to the song, the better; the more they become part of the…
— John Prine
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You can find shame in every house, burning in an ashtray, hanging framed upon a wall, covering a bed. But…
— Salman Rushdie
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Hands, matches, an ashtray. A ritual beautiful and bitter.
— Anna Akhmatova
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There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts…
— Fidel Castro
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Today I know that all things are watching, that nothing goes unseen, that even wallpaper has a better memory than…
— Gunter Grass
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I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I…
— Zach Braff
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I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he’s dumb as an ashtray.
— Roger Ailes
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I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.
— Henry Beard
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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
— Jimmy Carr
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The sky was so clear that the starlight cast shadows, and so many sparkles and glitters and glints appeared above…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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