"I'd much rather sit next to a smoker……" — Lewis Grizzard

"I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower."

— Lewis Grizzard

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38 Quotes by Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard has 38 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
"Have you done your homework?" my mother would ask. "I'll do it later." "You will do it now, young man.…
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get…
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety…
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means…

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More Blower Quotes

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Integrity, honesty, and honor may not give immediate rewards or gratification, and they can be life-threatening (for example, being a… — Laura Schlessinger
If you are to use Alexander Graham Bell’s product, which is to say the blower, you should, in all courtesy,… — Mark Forsyth
This does not mean that the profession is about to abandon Darwin forever or indorse [sic] my views publicly. The… — Norman Macbeth
The leader is the bell ringer, the trumpet blower, the drum beater, the vibration maker, and the vision caster… A… — Phil Pringle
Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel. — Dan Buettner
It's nice to have money, but the first thing I did with money was buy my father a snow-blower, because… — Richard Gere
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. — Elayne Boosler
Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry. — Sloane Crosley
He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine. — Louise Rennison

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