"Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers.……" — Lewis Grizzard

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• If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that… — Douglas Adams
• For me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it… — Victoria Beckham
• Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle. — Ken Blanchard
• Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past, U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrapping our… — Bono
• Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. — Michael Caine
• Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the… — Nicolas Cage
• Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but… — Nicolas Cage
• I had my first French meal and I never got over it. It was just marvelous. We had oysters and… — Julia Child
• Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen
• (Dwight Gooden) his fastball crackling , his curveball dropping as suddenly as a duck shot in the air, has begun… — Ira Berkow
• I was taught to read by my grandmother. Central to her method was a tale of unnatural love called 'The… — Gore Vidal
• You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters? — Groucho Marx

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