"On a New York subway you get fined……" — Lewis Grizzard

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• I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined… — Tommy Bolt
• Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet… — Thomas Jefferson
• This king governs without decapitation or corporal punishments. Criminals are simply fined, lightly or heavily, according to the circumstances. Even… — Faxian
• The national laws of the five regions of India prescribe no cangue, beatings or prison. Those who are guilty are… — Hyecho
• On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station… — Mary Antin
• James Brown opened at least six of our House of Blues clubs. He always delivered, but he demanded the respect… — Dan Aykroyd
• The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost… — Dizzy Dean
• I think fat, out-of-shape people should be fined. — Jack LaLanne
• I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than… — Kurt Busch
• Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to… — Art Buchwald
• I love the game so much. I've been penalized. I've been fined. I have some regrets in my career. But… — Randy Moss
• It defies common sense that stores are fined for selling toy guns to children, but someone who isn't even allowed… — Carolyn McCarthy

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