York Subway Quotes
- On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. — Lewis Grizzard
- This is a comment on fear. Today it's like 'They're going to bomb the New York subway and there's the avian flu and 50 million… — Adam Gollner
- Although it was constructed in 1536, the New York subway system boasts an annual maintenance budget of nearly $8, currently stolen, and it does a… — Dave Barry