"He came over and ruffled my hair, which……" — Louise Rennison
"He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine."
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93 Quotes by Louise Rennison
Louise Rennison has 93 quotes on this site.
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Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my…
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's…
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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
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I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense…
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I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because…
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Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!' And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round…
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And that's when it fell off in my hand
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Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!
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Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey,…
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When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ…
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...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down…
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I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
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More Assault Quotes
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one of 279 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The Arabs could have peace tomorrow if sufficient numbers of Palestinians were not content to be used as cannon fodder…
— Conrad Black
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Concentration of executive power, unless it's very temporary and for specific circumstances, let's say fighting world war two, it's an…
— Noam Chomsky
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How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among…
— Harry J. Anslinger
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Energy in the executive is a leading character in the definition of good government. It is essential to the protection…
— Alexander Hamilton
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I am firmly convinced, therefore, that to set up a republic which is to last a long time, the way…
— Niccolo Machiavelli
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So the British, of all ages, still walk the course. On trips to Florida or the American desert, they still…
— Alistair Cooke
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Problems assault us to the degree they preoccupy us. The key to release, rest, and inner freedom is not the…
— Hugh Prather
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Poverty arises and persists where corruption is endemic and enterprise is stifled, where basic fairness provided by the rule of…
— Colin Powell
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Form is all we have to help us cope with fundamentally chaotic facts and assaults. Formulating something is a great…
— Gerhard Richter
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Whilst accidents and assaults injure and kill people quickly and spectacularly, bullying and consequent prolonged negative stress injure and kill…
— Tim Field
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Evil must be attacked by. . . the day to day assault of the battering rams of justice.
— Martin Luther King, Jr.
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This is a matter of vital importance to the public safety ... While we recognize that assault-weapon legislation will not…
— Ronald Reagan
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