Louise Rennison Quotes

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• Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do…
• How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
• Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
• I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.
• I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.
• Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!' And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round the house in my nuddy-pants.…
• And that's when it fell off in my hand
• Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!
• Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked…
• When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.
• ...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down at Jas and said, "Ooer."…
• I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
• And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when…
• What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are…
• Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his…
• Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.
• When we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour - I had a…
• You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in…
• I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
• Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal.…

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