Best Louise Rennison Sayings
- Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him. Funny
- I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them… Asking
- Overslept and had to race to get a life to Jas’s with my dad. No time for yoga or makeup. Oh well, I’ll start tomorrow.… Alone
- Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter. Laughed
- A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger. Badger
- What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about? Bra
- You're fourteen years old. You've only had that hair for fourteen years and you want to change it already! How bored are you going to… Bored
- There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of… Banana
- Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M. And do you… Flight
- Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties? Cocktail
- Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who? Dad
- Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who… Anyone
- Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little beaver… Beaver
- I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?" Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling idiot I have… Across
- Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is… Annoying
- When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior. Behavior
- I gave my artistic laugh and also threw in some quirky language for good measure. "Lawks-a-mercy, no! I'm going to have a long bath and..."… All
- Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks. Blimey
- This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'. Down
- Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?" Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why… Charlie
- He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head. Boy
- And a secret inward voice in my head was saying (in a strange breathy voice...) Yes, yessss, I will pop round to The Blind Pig.… Alex
- The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE… Argument
- As we drew near to the gates of Dother Hall the old bell in the belfry rang out. I said, 'I must go in, it's… Acting
- I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking… Crop
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