Banana Quotes

164 quotes by 153 authors

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree… — Casey Affleck
Technology has the shelf life of a banana. — Scott McNealy
You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay
Never say, and never take seriously anyone who says, 'I cannot believe that so-and-so could have evolved by gradual selection.' I have dubbed this kind… — Richard Dawkins
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. — Clifton Fadiman
Painful as it may be to hear it, there's nothing special about the people of this country that sets them apart from the other people… — Alexander Beresford Hope
I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve. — Xavier Cugat
Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to bake mean banana bread. The… — Adele Griffin
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' — Betty White
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then… — Nicolas Cage
If this Government cannot get the adjustment, get manufacturing going again, and keep moderate wage outcomes and a sensible economic policy, then Australia is basically… — Paul Keating
No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana... — Kiran Desai
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler
This nation is on a course where if we don't do something about it, get federal situation, the fiscal policy [under control], we're Greece. We're… — Judd Gregg
I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room in the blender… — Jimmy Page
Sexual fulfillment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running. — Jobriath
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in… — Cathleen Falsani
I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because… — Mario Balotelli
In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and… — George Ayittey
So where does the name Adam's apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was caused by the… — Mark Leyner

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