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164 Banana quotes by 146 unique authors

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. — Terry Pratchett
Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department. — Truman Capote
Saeed quickly found employment at a Banana Republic, where he would sell to urban sophisticates the black turtleneck of the season, in a shop whose… — Kiran Desai
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. — David Sedaris
He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,Coconut,and Mocha… — Shel Silverstein
Tell me I didn't imagine it, Leo. Tell me that even though our bodies were in seperate states, our star selves shared an enchanted place.… — Jerry Spinelli
Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved. — Thomas Pynchon
You should see what she’s wearing, Callie. It’s velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana. — Sarah MacLean
I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split. — Raymond Chandler
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. — Eoin Colfer
That's the van? It looks like a rotting banana." This was undeniable - Eric had painted the van a neon shade of yellow, and it… — Cassandra Clare
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut… — Janet Evanovich
The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen. — Neil Gaiman
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. — Lauren Child
It's obsequious little nicety-nice girls like me who allow assholes to run the world: Miss Harlot O'Harlots, billionaire phony tree huggers, hypocrite drug-snorting, weed-puffing peace… — Chuck Palahniuk
There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of… — Louise Rennison
The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to… — Hilary McKay
Sarah turned her narrow-eyed gaze on him, making me glad once more that Antimony's comic books got it wrong, and telepaths can't actually kill you… — Mira Grant
I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug." Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!" "It was a compliement,… — Rick Riordan
Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department. — Audrey Hepburn
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. — Darynda Jones
Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the… — Terry Pratchett
Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part. — Katherine Applegate
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. — Nora Ephron

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