"Apes had it worked out. No ape would……" — Terry Pratchett
"Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
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As the most social apes, we inhabit a mirror-world in which every important relationship, whether with spouse, friend or child,…
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The country is provincial; it becomes ridiculous when it tries to ape Paris.
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What an ugly beast the ape, and how like us.
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Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he's most assur d, glassy essence, like…
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Conformity is the ape of harmony.
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