Bananas Quotes

196 quotes by 178 authors

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree… — Casey Affleck
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has… — Steve Carell
Technology has the shelf life of a banana. — Scott McNealy
You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay
When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them. — Don Meyer
Never say, and never take seriously anyone who says, 'I cannot believe that so-and-so could have evolved by gradual selection.' I have dubbed this kind… — Richard Dawkins
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. — Clifton Fadiman
Painful as it may be to hear it, there's nothing special about the people of this country that sets them apart from the other people… — Alexander Beresford Hope
When I find someone I respect writing about an edgy, nervous wine that dithered in the glass, I cringe. When I hear someone I don't… — Kingsley Amis
I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve. — Xavier Cugat
Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to bake mean banana bread. The… — Adele Griffin
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' — Betty White
Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side. — Nicki Minaj
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' — Elizabeth Banks
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? — Noel Fielding
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then… — Nicolas Cage
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it… — Karl Pilkington
In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat. — Gary D. Schmidt
If this Government cannot get the adjustment, get manufacturing going again, and keep moderate wage outcomes and a sensible economic policy, then Australia is basically… — Paul Keating
I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of the amenities, such crass food, crass manners, crass landscape!! What… — Edith Wharton

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