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At some time in the history of the universe, there were no human minds, and at some time later, there were. Within the blink of… — David Berlinski
I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel. — Diane Lane
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average… — Chris Farley
You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone. — John Diefenbaker
Generally it's not a good idea to wear Banana Republic - type khaki journalist clothes in a war zone. You might look too much like… — P.J. O'Rourke
If not then you must be trying to hear us and in such cases we cannot be heard. We remain in the darkness, unseen. In… — Saul Williams
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or… — Dick Gregory
What kind of expression is this - "punishing Israel"? Are we a vassal state of yours? Are we a banana republic? Are we youths of… — Menachem Begin
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. — Ryan Stiles
Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest… — Elbert Hubbard
With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split. — Howard Thompson
Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five. — Sissy Spacek
If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him. — Mario
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the… — Dav Pilkey
Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will… — Jon Corzine
I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits. — Chris Isaak
At my age, I dont even buy green bananas. — Claude Pepper
I've realized that the world is, in essence, full of banana peels - loaded with things that may unwittingly trip an internal wire in my… — Amanda Lindhout
If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the hang of it… — Ingrid Newkirk
If I'm playing in the morning, I'll get some carbs early: porridge with chopped banana. If I'm playing in the afternoon, I'll start with less… — Rory McIlroy
When my kids started preschool, the teachers had to take away all the fake bananas because all the boys would pick them up and pretend… — Dean Norris
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and… — Dianne Wiest
I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start to lose my… — Mike White
Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas. — Frankie Muniz
The Soviet Union at this time was being run by the Communists, a group of men fierce in their dedication to wearing hilariously bad suits.… — Dave Barry

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