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Bananas Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.
- What is magic? There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least…
- Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.
- If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.
- Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the…
More Bananas Quotes
- My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays,… — Casey Affleck
- From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los… — Steve Carell
- Technology has the shelf life of a banana. — Scott McNealy
- You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay
- When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them. — Don Meyer
- Never say, and never take seriously anyone who says, 'I cannot believe that so-and-so could have evolved by gradual selection.' I have… — Richard Dawkins
- The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. — Clifton Fadiman
- Painful as it may be to hear it, there's nothing special about the people of this country that sets them apart from… — Unknown Author
- When I find someone I respect writing about an edgy, nervous wine that dithered in the glass, I cringe. When I hear… — Kingsley Amis
- I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve. — Unknown Author
- Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to bake mean… — Adele Griffin
- My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' — Betty White