Bananas Quotes

196 Bananas quotes by 173 unique authors

Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department. — Audrey Hepburn
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. — Darynda Jones
Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the… — Terry Pratchett
Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part. — Katherine Applegate
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. — Nora Ephron
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. — Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana. — Rick Yancey
Always take a banana to a party. — Steven Moffat
Cath ate the banana and held on to his gaze. “I’d give you the moon right now,” she said. Levi’s eyes flashed happily, and he… — Rainbow Rowell
It's like a banana farm for guns! — Brandon Sanderson
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana — Groucho Marx
Not a superman who stumbles, but an ape with makeshift manners in whose nickel-plated jungles roam mechanical bananas. — Unknown Author
I have a carbohydrate and protein-rich diet. For breakfast, I typically have two slices of bread with butter or jam, four to five eggs -… — Vijender Singh
The hardest situation to pick up a girl in is ... in church and in Morocco on Ramadan. On Ramadan or one of those religious… — French Montana
I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas. — Alison Goldfrapp
I always have bananas with me for energy. — Samantha Bond
Buying from a local farmer can mean that he makes a two-hour extra truck drive, which can damage the environment more than a bunch of… — Tyler Cowen
Every week, I heave open a supermarket skip and find therein a more exotic shopping list of items than I could possibly have invented -… — Tristram Stuart
Seafarers are used to being exploited. At sea, the captain moans at chandlers who supply ships with green bananas that will never ripen; at fruit… — Rose George
The biggest container ship can carry fifteen thousand boxes. It can hold 746 million bananas, one for every European, on one ship. — Rose George
I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep me from getting… — Summer Sanders
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan
Personally, I like to juice up several different kinds of fruit and vegetables - which may include various combinations of bananas, red bell peppers, apples,… — David H. Murdock
Dont eat bananas lol — Unknown Author
I bet gorilla pussy is fucking bananas. — Green Monk

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