"If you must eat a banana in public,…" — Darynda Jones

"If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact."

— Darynda Jones

Banana Quotes Bananas Quotes Contact Quotes Eat Quotes Eye Quotes Eye Contact Quotes Make Quotes Make Eye Quotes Never Make Quotes Public Quotes Public Never Quotes

248 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…

See all 248 quotes by Darynda Jones »

More Banana Quotes

This quote is filed under Banana Quotes, one of 164 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love… — Casey Affleck
Technology has the shelf life of a banana. — Scott McNealy
You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay
Never say, and never take seriously anyone who says, 'I cannot believe that so-and-so could have evolved by gradual selection.'… — Richard Dawkins
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. — Clifton Fadiman
Painful as it may be to hear it, there's nothing special about the people of this country that sets them… — Unknown Author
I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve. — Unknown Author
Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to… — Adele Griffin
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' — Betty White
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I… — Nicolas Cage
If this Government cannot get the adjustment, get manufacturing going again, and keep moderate wage outcomes and a sensible economic… — Paul Keating
No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana... — Kiran Desai

See all 164 Banana Quotes »