"I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies." — Darynda Jones

"I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies."

— Darynda Jones

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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones

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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.

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