"I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying……" — Darynda Jones
"I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica."
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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
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She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.
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More Cowgirl Quotes
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
— Scott Adams
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
— Carol Leifer
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I love black leggings with cowboy (I mean cowgirl!) boots, and other-slightly less trendy-things like my boys' Wrangler jeans and…
— Ree Drummond
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Cowgirl is a spirit, a special brand of courage. The cowgirl faces life head on, lives by her own lights,…
— Dale Evans
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When I was growing up, I dreamed about becoming a cowgirl, a detective, a spy, a great actress, or a…
— Judy Blume
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I have a four-and-a-half-year-old and, when she was two and a half, she would make my wife and I do…
— Judd Apatow
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I need a Stetson, so I can ride you like a cowgirl" - Mercy to Riley
— Nalini Singh
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I didn't mean to interupt you if you were looking for your friends Miss--' 'Callihan,' but you can call my…
— Michele Jaffe
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Escape plan #5: Open an alpaca ranch in Texas, one that requires all blond-haired, brown-eyed, brainy girls to wear sexy…
— Richelle Mead
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I need a cute 13-15 yr old boyfriend I feel lonely messege me if ya guys need a cowgirl. my…
— Cowgirl_haley00
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What if I said you never mattered that I never lost a moment of sleep what if I crushed all…
— Ana Chable
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Cowboys need something to ride that's why cowgirls came along
— MrAwesome
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