Bananas Quotes

196 Bananas quotes by 173 unique authors

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. — Ryan Stiles
I'm like a navigator and I try to encourage our collaboration and find the best way that will produce fruit. I like fruit. I like… — Jim Jarmusch
You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison. — Kevin Keegan
It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made… — Rachel
When you buy bananas all you want is the fruit not the skin, but you have to pay for the skin also. It is a… — Shigeo Shingo
At the opening of our exhibition at Deitch Projects in New York we featured a wall of 10,000 bananas. Green bananas created a pattern against… — Stefan Sagmeister
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in… — Cathleen Falsani
Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches. — Brendan Morrison
I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because… — Mario Balotelli
In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and… — George Ayittey
Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates… — Tae Yun Kim
So where does the name Adam's apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was caused by the… — Mark Leyner
Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas. — Pat Condell
Every living thing is an elaboration of a single original plan. As humans we are mere increments - each of us a musty archive of… — Bill Bryson
I am thinking of the onion again. . . . Not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple. No show-off like… — Erica Jong
A little rain, a little blood. Black fingernails in August; and going berserk, going bananas. As if entrapped in a tropical heatwave, with dozens of… — Adam Zagajewski
We used to all come outside when the streetlights came on and prowl the neighborhood in a pack, a herd of kids on banana-seat bikes… — Jill McCorkle
He must understand that if he is the world's finest plum and someone he loves does not like plums, he has the choice of becoming… — Leo Buscaglia
Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas. — Alex Ferguson
Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence — Tony Horton
Dramatic and emotional trading experiences tend to be negative. Pride is a great banana peel, as are hope, fear, and greed. My biggest slip-ups occurred… — Ed Seykota
In the dream I was onstage and there were thousands of you goin’ bananas for me, all laughing and clapping, celebrating your brains out, not… — Buddy Wakefield
The problem with object-oriented languages is they've got all this implicit environment that they carry around with them. You wanted a banana but what you… — Joe Armstrong
On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means… — Mitch Hedberg
A muddy little stream, a village grown unfamiliar with time and trees. I turn around and retrace my way up Main Street and park and… — Wallace Stegner

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