Bananas Quotes
196 Bananas quotes by 173 unique authors
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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
— Ryan Stiles
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I'm like a navigator and I try to encourage our collaboration and find the best way that will produce fruit. I like fruit. I like…
— Jim Jarmusch
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You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.
— Kevin Keegan
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It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made…
— Rachel
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When you buy bananas all you want is the fruit not the skin, but you have to pay for the skin also. It is a…
— Shigeo Shingo
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At the opening of our exhibition at Deitch Projects in New York we featured a wall of 10,000 bananas. Green bananas created a pattern against…
— Stefan Sagmeister
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While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in…
— Cathleen Falsani
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Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.
— Brendan Morrison
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I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because…
— Mario Balotelli
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In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and…
— George Ayittey
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Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates…
— Tae Yun Kim
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So where does the name Adam's apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was caused by the…
— Mark Leyner
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Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas.
— Pat Condell
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Every living thing is an elaboration of a single original plan. As humans we are mere increments - each of us a musty archive of…
— Bill Bryson
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I am thinking of the onion again. . . . Not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple. No show-off like…
— Erica Jong
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A little rain, a little blood. Black fingernails in August; and going berserk, going bananas. As if entrapped in a tropical heatwave, with dozens of…
— Adam Zagajewski
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We used to all come outside when the streetlights came on and prowl the neighborhood in a pack, a herd of kids on banana-seat bikes…
— Jill McCorkle
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He must understand that if he is the world's finest plum and someone he loves does not like plums, he has the choice of becoming…
— Leo Buscaglia
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Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas.
— Alex Ferguson
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Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence
— Tony Horton
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Dramatic and emotional trading experiences tend to be negative. Pride is a great banana peel, as are hope, fear, and greed. My biggest slip-ups occurred…
— Ed Seykota
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In the dream I was onstage and there were thousands of you goin’ bananas for me, all laughing and clapping, celebrating your brains out, not…
— Buddy Wakefield
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The problem with object-oriented languages is they've got all this implicit environment that they carry around with them. You wanted a banana but what you…
— Joe Armstrong
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On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means…
— Mitch Hedberg
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A muddy little stream, a village grown unfamiliar with time and trees. I turn around and retrace my way up Main Street and park and…
— Wallace Stegner
Who Wrote These Bananas Quotes
173 authors contributed a total of 196 Bananas Quotes, led by these top contributors: