"I'm going to buy some green bananas because……" — Ryan Stiles

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• My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love… — Casey Affleck
• From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore.… — Steve Carell
• Technology has the shelf life of a banana. — Scott McNealy
• You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay
• When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat… — Don Meyer
• Never say, and never take seriously anyone who says, 'I cannot believe that so-and-so could have evolved by gradual selection.'… — Richard Dawkins
• The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. — Clifton Fadiman
• Painful as it may be to hear it, there's nothing special about the people of this country that sets them… — Unknown Author
• When I find someone I respect writing about an edgy, nervous wine that dithered in the glass, I cringe. When… — Kingsley Amis
• I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve. — Unknown Author
• Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to… — Adele Griffin
• My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' — Betty White

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