"We're expecting a lot of rain in the……" — Ryan Stiles
"We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon."
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23 Quotes by Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles has 23 quotes on this site.
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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
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When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of…
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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
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I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and…
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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling…
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
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The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!
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You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on…
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Letter writing was clearly important to Reagan. Even as president he kept dashing off letters to friends, pen pals, media…
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At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.
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Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting…
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I'm going to keep thinking about topping myself every time. I can say very confidently that Alice In Chains have…
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But seek till ye find, and, whatever ye find for the present, let your last act be to lay and…
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If you get involved in music expecting to make a living out of it, then you've picked the wrong thing…
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Cling tooth and nail to the following rule: Not to give in to adversity, never to trust prosperity, and always…
— Seneca the Younger
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull…
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
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To be brave is to love unconditionally without expecting anything in return.
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It is more than their land that you take away from the people, whose native land you take. It is…
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