"I've heard that fact, that is you eat……" — Karl Pilkington
"I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous."
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love…
— Casey Affleck
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From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore.…
— Steve Carell
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Technology has the shelf life of a banana.
— Scott McNealy
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You never know where to look when eating a banana.
— Peter Kay
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When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat…
— Don Meyer
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Never say, and never take seriously anyone who says, 'I cannot believe that so-and-so could have evolved by gradual selection.'…
— Richard Dawkins
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The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
— Clifton Fadiman
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Painful as it may be to hear it, there's nothing special about the people of this country that sets them…
— Unknown Author
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When I find someone I respect writing about an edgy, nervous wine that dithered in the glass, I cringe. When…
— Kingsley Amis
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I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.
— Unknown Author
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Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to…
— Adele Griffin
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My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'
— Betty White
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