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196 Bananas quotes by 173 unique authors

I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much less risk than… — James Brolin
This is America, not a banana republic. — Vincent Bugliosi
There's definitely a luxury to the fluidity of not being a mega-star. I've done a ton of really, really odd, off-the-wall movies. There's this movie… — Lizzy Caplan
Of course, I'm not often the top dog, but sometimes it's better not to be top dog, because you last longer. If a movie or… — Charles Durning
Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun. — Paul McCartney
I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel. — Elvis Presley
There are still some terrible cliches in the presentation of Indian fiction. The lotus flower. The hennaed hands. In mainland Europe, people still slap these… — Hari Kunzru
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana. — Harvey Korman
To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit. — Andy Murray
I used to work for a management consulting company, so I dressed differently - business casual, probably a lot of things from Banana Republic. My… — John Legend
My own diagnosis of my problem is a simpler one. It's that I share 50 per cent of my genome with a banana and 98… — Sebastian Faulks
You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly… — Tarsem Singh
My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. — Mark Ruffalo
If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado! — Carlson Gracie
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. — Robert Fulghum
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. — Bill Gates
Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas. — Ginnifer Goodwin
I'm a better person in a relationship, and I'm a happier person. I need to come home at the end of the day and have… — Ginnifer Goodwin
I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it. — Stone Gossard
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. — Daphne Guinness
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on… — Roald Dahl
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' — Mitch Hedberg
My biggest thing is banana pudding, but it's the devil! So no one is allowed to bring it into my house. Because I can't control… — Jennifer Hudson
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. — Shahrukh Khan

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